Everything’s Amazing (but nobody is happy)

Late night tele’s shit it’s nothing but adverts
Trying to tell you that your life could be better
And your all dressed up like some kind of expert
Out of work actors selling cross trainers

Gone – are the days of old
Gone – are the stories told
Gone – when money folds
Gone – it’s all just moans

Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy
We’ve got everything we dreamed of, like working class yuppies
But still we all moan, unhappy with our chosen lot
Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy

It’s 1800 if you want to talk sex now
Hold back grandma easy on the moans
Because your gravel like voice is turning me off love
You’d better cut back on the Benson and Hedges

Gone – are the days of old
Gone – are the stories told
Gone – when money folds
Gone – it’s all just moans

Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy
We’ve got everything we dreamed of, like working class yuppies
But still we all moan, unhappy with our chosen lot
Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy

Wishing your life away, giving up hope
Waiting for a better day, clouded in smoke
This should be our hay day, the time of our lives
We’re just waiting for pay day
So we can drink our minds numb

Gone – gone – gone – gone

Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy
We’ve got everything we dreamed of, like working class yuppies
But still we all moan, unhappy with our chosen lot
Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy
Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy
Everything’s amazing, but nobody is happy – at all.